Monday

Here is a thing that can make me freak out very badly: my computer charger. 

Thursday

I'm going through one of those phases again where food is really annoying to me and I don't like it, but don't tell my mom that. 

Wednesday

I don't want to wear any clothes today...which could be a problem. 

Tuesday

Everything that I want to eat makes me dehydrated. 

Sunday

My left eyelashes are very bad today. 

Saturday

The times in my life when I have felt the coolest have been when I am really, extravagantly, flamboyantly colorful. 

Sunday

Grrrrrrrr.

Friday

I have absolutely no idea what I'm feeling, and if it's possible then I think I'm feeling nothing at all. 

Wednesday

My nails are growing but my hair is not. 

Saturday

Mary sucked my headphones into the vacuum and now I don't have headphones, but the vacuum seems to be okay. 

Friday

Usually I think that I can handle everything, and then it's a problem when I can't. 

Wednesday

Maybe I'll just sleep every two days!

Sunday

Perhaps I'm just being paranoid, but I'm starting to wonder what the signs of insomnia are. 

Thursday

Today, I accomplished absolutely nothing!

Wednesday

I started writing a Facebook note about ten things that I wished I could say to people, but I had to erase it by Thing #6, because it turns out that my bluntness is way too blunt. 

Tuesday

I am coming to the gradual realization that I don't know how to handle having hair. 

Sunday

We have a new stake president and he is great (he looks like a gnome)!

Thursday

Where is Fox the mailman??

Wednesday

I want the sunshine back, please. 

Tuesday

I feel very concerned about my plant all the time, and I hope that I don't kill it. 

Saturday

Out of all the people in the world, my dad is the person who I least want to disappoint. 

Tuesday

I have strange random twitches in my arm--perhaps I am dying? 

Monday

I am either optimistic or incredibly self-absorbed. 

Sunday

I miss acting. 

Friday

I just want to make things that you can't stop thinking about, I want to make things that will set your soul on fire. 

Thursday

Drat! I forgot :).

Wednesday

I definitely haven't yet learned that lesson about immediate gratification versus long term success. 

Tuesday

My Carpal Tunnel Syndrome has returned!

Monday

I wonder if it's possible to be TOO hydrated. 

Sunday

It was hard for me to concentrate in church today, because I kept getting Beyonce's "Single Ladies" stuck in my head. 

Friday

When left alone, I quickly turn into a very boring person. 

Friday

I am going to punch Wells Fargo in the eye. 

Thursday

When I don't hear from you for a few days, I start worrying that you're dead. 

Wednesday

According to my Mountain Dew can tab, I am going to marry someone whose name starts with S. 

Tuesday

I've changed my mind about the potatoes thing. 

Monday

I will never starve as long as I have enough potatoes. 

Sunday

I feel like I'm having a contest every Sunday to see how weird of an outfit I can put together. 

Saturday

I just want to be important to the people who are important to me. 

Friday

I have twenty-three separate blisters all on the same foot. 

Thursday

Due to the fact that I always forget to pre-prepare my ingredients, I spent a good half hour today sitting on my couch with six eggs down my sleeves. 

Wednesday

I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE GET THE WRONG IDEA--IT IS MY LEAST FAVORITE OF EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD. 

Tuesday

Anything that can be bought with change is automatically an awesome thing. 

Monday

It turns out that long-term adoration is difficult to resist. 

Sunday

The first few sips of soda are always the best, because the carbonation still has that snap in it--a thousand bubbles popping right on your tongue. 

Saturday

Here is the thing: I am really just not all that good at using superglue. 

Friday

I only want to date you because you remind me of my dad. 

Thursday

The puddles soaked all the way through my sneaker soles and now I have wet socks.