Tuesday

Everything that I want to eat makes me dehydrated. 

Sunday

My left eyelashes are very bad today. 

Saturday

The times in my life when I have felt the coolest have been when I am really, extravagantly, flamboyantly colorful. 

Sunday

Grrrrrrrr.

Friday

I have absolutely no idea what I'm feeling, and if it's possible then I think I'm feeling nothing at all. 

Wednesday

My nails are growing but my hair is not. 

Saturday

Mary sucked my headphones into the vacuum and now I don't have headphones, but the vacuum seems to be okay. 

Friday

Usually I think that I can handle everything, and then it's a problem when I can't. 

Wednesday

Maybe I'll just sleep every two days!

Sunday

Perhaps I'm just being paranoid, but I'm starting to wonder what the signs of insomnia are. 

Thursday

Today, I accomplished absolutely nothing!

Wednesday

I started writing a Facebook note about ten things that I wished I could say to people, but I had to erase it by Thing #6, because it turns out that my bluntness is way too blunt. 

Tuesday

I am coming to the gradual realization that I don't know how to handle having hair. 

Sunday

We have a new stake president and he is great (he looks like a gnome)!