Friday

When left alone, I quickly turn into a very boring person. 

Friday

I am going to punch Wells Fargo in the eye. 

Thursday

When I don't hear from you for a few days, I start worrying that you're dead. 

Wednesday

According to my Mountain Dew can tab, I am going to marry someone whose name starts with S. 

Tuesday

I've changed my mind about the potatoes thing. 

Monday

I will never starve as long as I have enough potatoes. 

Sunday

I feel like I'm having a contest every Sunday to see how weird of an outfit I can put together.