Saturday

I just want to be important to the people who are important to me. 

Friday

I have twenty-three separate blisters all on the same foot. 

Thursday

Due to the fact that I always forget to pre-prepare my ingredients, I spent a good half hour today sitting on my couch with six eggs down my sleeves. 

Wednesday

I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE GET THE WRONG IDEA--IT IS MY LEAST FAVORITE OF EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD. 

Tuesday

Anything that can be bought with change is automatically an awesome thing. 

Monday

It turns out that long-term adoration is difficult to resist. 

Sunday

The first few sips of soda are always the best, because the carbonation still has that snap in it--a thousand bubbles popping right on your tongue.